you have to break up with some lesbians more than once

So today both of our respective exes contacted us. Interesting. I think we brought it on ourselves cos yesterday we were looking through old photos. My ex emailed me from the other side of the world basically to ask my reasons for not keeping in touch. Um, really? I know it has been years but I seem to remember someone being unfaithful and it wasn't me. Just sayin'.

Weird.

Now where's my vodka and cranberry?

Shan