We went to the Valley and we saw..

Ok so it technically wasn't the Valley, we were at New Farm Park having a late afternoon picnic and were playing a little game called 'pick the gays'. You see, when you see two guys and a baby or two women and a dog in New Farm Park it's like a 50% chance they're gay and it's often hard to tell. So when this cute, well dressed boy and girl came trotting along with a dog each I said 'straight but metro' and Shan called 'gay'. I was trying to convince Shan that he was straight when he ran past with a white poodle and yelled to his friend, a little too gleefully, -"My dog matches my shirt!"... yeah, totally gay.