Wednesday, July 8, 2009

just call me shakespeare

To contrast my previous raving-mad blog, I thought I'd post a sonnet that I've had to write for an almost-due piece of assessment:

Brisbane, Australia

I’m Aussie, from Brisbane to be exact.
It’s not as big as Melbourne or Sydney –
some call it a big country town in fact –
but Brisbane is just right, if you ask me.
If you visit here I can recommend:
a cheap Fat Boys breakfast (on sale all day),
picnics at New Farm, near the river’s bend,
and The Beat, for dancing the night away.
Other local treats worth giving a go
must include Tim Tams, toast with Vegemite,
a glass of cold milk half full of Milo
and an icy beer on a humid night.
The summertime heat might cause me to whine,
but I sure do love this city of mine.

i can't think of a quirky title cos i'm too cranky

46 days before we fly from our current home, Brisbane, to our new home, Vancouver, it has been brought to our attention that the United States has again changed their travel visa requirements.

“As of January 12, 2009, a valid ESTA approval is required for all Visa Waiver Program (VWP) to travel to the United States. The Department of Homeland Security, Electronic System for Travel Authorization (ESTA) is a free, automated system used to determine the eligibility of visitors to travel to the United States under the VWP... The VWP enables nationals of certain countries to travel to the United States for tourism or business for stays of 90 days or less without obtaining a visa” (read more here).

Well, we’re simply catching a connecting flight in Los Angeles so we’ll be eligible under the VWP right? WRONG!

Apparently now time spent in Canada, Mexico and adjacent islands counts towards the maximum of 90 days stay allowed under the VWP. Accordingly we need to apply for a B-1/B-2 visa which requires the following of us:

1. Submit digital photo and Electronic Visa Application Form (print confirmation).

2. Take said confirmation to Australia Post and pay application fee and insurance fee.

3. Make appointment with US Consular Office and pay appointment fee.

4. After receiving confirmation of our appointment we will then have to book a flight to Sydney – why? Because the US Consular Office serving the State of Queensland is actually in Sydney, New South Wales. Zanne called the information line (at the cost of $3.00 per minute) to query how in the world this could be, and she received the answer: “that’s just the way it is”.

So how much will this cost us (in Australian dollars)?? Let’s see:

Application fee and insurance fee: $216.80 x 2 = $433.60
Appointment fee: $14.00
Flights for the two of us: approx. $400.00
Total: $847.60

In comparison, our Working Holiday Visa for Canada, the country in which we intend to live, required that we each simply submit an online application and pay an application fee of $190.00 - total $380.00.

How crazy is this whole thing?!

So, the bottom line is, even though we won't be living in the US, we still need to get a stupid effing, expensive visa from them and “that’s just the way it is”.

Yours crankily,

Shan

PS. When you visit France you don't need to obtain a visa for every country in Europe, just sayin'...

Monday, July 6, 2009

queen and fagg

During our recent Australian adventure we came across the intersection of Queen and Fagg Streets in Bundaberg - funny!

We would have taken a photograph of the street signs if we weren't with my grandparents, in any case here's the proof:

Shan

three little birds

July 6: Lesson:
When you start wanting children so much that: you make excuses to visit the baby section in Target, you begin literally dreaming of them, you toy with the idea of not going to Canada and instead buying a house with a backyard, you wonder whether your baby might be as cute as the one over there in the pram, etc -
don’t visit your too-sweet-for-words nephew who does things like fall asleep while listening to music on Zanne’s mobile phone.
July 5: Day 2 of our Australian AdventureJuly 4: Day 1 of our Australian Adventure
July 3: The cast of 25 Down, a fabulous play written by Zanne's friend and former housemate, Richard Jordan.
July 2: our winter of discount tents - ha!
Shan

This weekend, we visited Australia

This weekend, Shan and I drove more than 300km to visit Shan's grandparents who live in a little town called South Kolan, which is about 20 minutes west of Bundaberg in QLD. Shan had told me about the dirt roads and the endless sugarcane farms so we were well prepared heading into the 4 hour drive north. Although long, the drive took us into the country and when we found ourselves on a red dirt road surrounded by sugarcane and not another car in sight we felt like we were visiting the real Australia - the Australia you see in movies.

We only got lost twice, which is better than most people we're told, and we found ourselves in South Kolan in the mid-afternoon. We checked into the local hotel-motel (after only giving a name and number to book days before - no credit card number?!). The motel was clean and tidy and the staff at the hotel were really friendly.

We drove the few km's to Shan's grandparents house. As we got out of the car we heard a motorbike and turned to see Shan's Uncle Ricky taking off into the paddock. Then their red cattle dog Peg came and greeted us - seriously, this was SO Australian! Grandma, Grandad, Ricky and Shirley (and currently Ricky and Shirley's daughter Holly), all live together in a three-bedroom house on 50acres of land. Ricky told me they've spent the last couple of years clearing the area around the house so the cows (they have 8) can roam. They also built another dam. It's all sounded so industrious I was jealous.

For dinner, the family took us to a little pub called the Bucca Hotel where we ate the biggest meal we'd ever had. It was so delicious I couldn't stop eating and wound up with stomach pains for a good hour afterwards. The pub was so country we asked before taking photos of nearly everything - Shan will put these up later.

On Sunday, Shan I went to the house again and her Grandma had made us pikelets for breakfast (awesome!) and then her grandad told us he had pumpkins for us to take home. I was thinking- yeah, cool, a couple of pumpkins would be good. A couple turned out to be 30, all stacked together at the end of the verandah and inside the trailer underneath. At our insistance, Grandad took us to his pumpkin patch down near the dam. At seeing how many pumpkins he'd grown from the seeds of just one pumpkin, I yelled out to Shan that we were moving to the country to become pumpkin farmers - what we couldn't eat, we'd sell! Grandad then told us all about the cows - which ones were for breeding, which ones were for eating, the two that belonged to himself and grandma. He's so proud of their little piece of land and you can tell he wouldn't be anywhere else.

We spend so much time in the city, working on a computer in jobs we like, but that arent really going to change the world, being on the farm and seeing how proud they were with everything they've grown, I realised how hard yet fulfilling being a farmer would really be. They achieve so much on a daily basis that they don't find themselves forever wondering what else they could be doing with their lives because they're already doing so much.

Grandad and Grandma took us into town to visit more of Shan's family for lunch, before we began our long journey home. We spent most of the time daydreaming about the day we can own a little hobby farm where we can take the kids on weekends and they can garden and raise lambs, and we can plant fruit trees that will grow as they do. We even stopped in a little town called Childers and looked in the window of the local real estate, just to see. The daydreams were so good by the time we came home I think we were both kinda considering staying in Brisbane and getting straight into seeing this little dream come true...

A google map of our weekend trip - 309km - a bit over 4 hours each way.
On our first dirt road, next to a cane field.
Peg, the cattle dog. She's super friendly and was trying to shake my hand.
The house on the farm, the sun setting and the moon rising.
Inside the Bucca Hotel.
A hearty country meal with the family.
Shanny with breakfast. She really was that exicted.
When we were inside having breakfast we noticed Grandad just standing on the porch looking out at the property. He stood there for a good ten minutes just looking.
Grandad and his pumpkins - seriously cool.
Checking out the pumpkin patch. Apparently they like to be buried in ground that had been burnt and is covered in ash. I asked Grandad why, he said 'they just like it'. Fair enough.
While Grandad and I trampled through the pumpkin patch, Shan took photos of flowers. cute!
Shan and Grandad walking back to the house.Ready to go with our pumpkins and mandarins.Grandad explains the cows.
Their letter box is the one at the back. It's 1km from their front door.
Kristen, this pose is for you - long grass and lone tree :)
Shan and her gramps as we said goodbye and parted ways - us heading to Childers, them to South Kolan.

Friday, July 3, 2009

Cassie to Win!

My best friend Michael's obsession with Next Top Model is both amusing and admirable. I love that he loves something so much, so much as to make comments on the show's Facebook page - 
you're cute Mikey-anne!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

on canada day

July 1: Happy Canada Day! June 30: Happy birthday to my Mum!
Here is my family at her Birthday Celebration Dinner. June 29: My young cousin is the Manager of his local pizza store and was the victim of an armed robbery tonight (here is a photo of him at my brother's wedding, he's the one in the middle). Read the news story here. The story mentions a "minor cut" but my Aunty says he actually received a slash across the face and a stab/puncture wound in his neck. Poor kid!! I'm so glad he's ok.

This event adds to my Aunty's bad news... Over the weekend some idiot vandal sprayed her house and cars with paint. It's hard to understand why bad things happen to good people, you know?Shan

Time in Vancouver:

 
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